Grow a Girlfriend

Make choices to navigate both existential dread and a budding relationship while you date a mushroom girl that only lives for 3 days. Eat her at the end - or see what happens when you refuse. Welcome to MeetnEat™ "Our fungal experts have finally created mushrooms girls! Eat them, love them, hurt yourself with them - It's all up to you, dear consumer!" "With a lifespan of only 3 days, they'll conveniently dry up and die before the nagging wears you down." Mushroom Girls in Stock: Grow Button, an upbeat and playful mushroom who is perfectly fine with you eating her! Or Alice, our toxic mushroom designed to prioritise your satisfaction, no matter what. Or Sai, a psychedelic mushroom who we added PURELY FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. Features (~8 hours of gameplay) - Go on dates and fall in love with mushroom girls. - Cook them into delicious dishes, like omelettes and smores. - Hand holding, kissing, snuggling, and literally sleeping with them. - Guide or neglect them through their existential crises. - Heal or deteriorate your own mental health. - Spray them every day so they stay nice and moist! - Camping, friend-zoning, imprisonment, emotional manipulation, and much more! 3 Mushrooms. 22 Endings. Manage your mushroom's mental health and affection carefully. All characters have their own personalities and unique struggles - including you! Make your story as horrific or as heart-warming as you desire! This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed. Please check the content warnings.