A deckbuilder of artisanal carnage: assemble a recipe engine, flirt with disaster on pH/aw/salt, and time seals to bend the rules. Bank the batch for profit… or push your luck until everything spoils.
Charcuterie Clash: počet hráčů a Steam charts
živě
Počet hráčů—— za 24 h
Max. hráčů 24 h0Dnešní nejvyšší měření
Max. hráčů 30 d0Průměr —
Historické maximum0Od začátku sledování
Odehrané hodiny 30 d—Odhad
Steam chart · počet hráčů 30 dčekáme na data
Sbíráme denní měřeníPro tuto hru zatím nemáme uložená žádná denní měření. Křivka se objeví, jakmile budou k dispozici první dny historie.
Charcuterie Clash is a fast, replayable deckbuilder about meat, math, and momentum. Build a ruthless recipe engine, ride the pH / aw / salt gauges to the edge, and slam seals that bend the rules. Cash out for absurd profit… or draw once more and watch the batch spoil.
How we got here: After twenty years in tech and four years elbow-deep in artisanal salami, I wanted a game where numbers feel delicious. Charcuterie Clash is that: a deckbuilder where you flirt with disaster, pop seals, and walk away richer—or hungrier.
The Core Loop
- Play recipe cards to process the batch and nudge the gauges.
- Chain combos to multiply value and set up a massive cash-out.
- Time your seals—single-use, rule-breaking stamps that turn “pretty good” into “oh no the numbers are silly now.”
- Bank the batch before it turns. Greed pays… until it doesn’t.
Gauges That Actually Matter
Every card touches pH, water activity (aw), or salt. Push them for profit; push too far and the run goes sideways.
- Hover at danger for bigger multipliers.
- Recover with “safety” cards or a clutch seal.
- Learn to love numbers you never knew you’d care about.
Seals = Controlled Cheating
Once-per-run (or rare) effects that break normal rules:
- Double a scoring window
- Flip a gauge trend
- Convert risk into instant cash
Using them well feels illegal. (It isn’t. Mostly.)
Deckbuilding, Butcher-Style
- Start with a lean starter deck; draft recipes, tools, and tricks.
- Cull duds at the shop, reroll for synergies, and lock a signature flavor.
- Short, snacky runs with serious replay—discover lines that make you cackle.
Shop Shenanigans
Spend gold to reroll, buy seals, snag rares, and sell high when the market’s hot (and you’re not on fire).
Fail Forward, Laugh Forward
Misplays are funny on purpose. “I sold air for +900” is a valid strategy… sometimes.
Session Length & Feel
- 10–20 minute runs
- Thinky, not fiddly—crisp feedback, crunchy SFX
- Endless “one more run” energy
Why You’ll Love It
- Deckbuilder first: cards, synergies, lines to discover
- Push-your-luck tension: bank now or chase the absurd
- Distinct fantasy: charcuterie + score-attack, somehow perfect together
Accessibility & Options
Adjustable text size and high-contrast UI • Audio sliders (UI, music, tally SFX) • Color assists on gauge states • Mouse/keyboard now; controller support on the roadmap
Časté dotazy
Steam momentálně pro hru Charcuterie Clash neuvádí žádnou cenu.
Hra Charcuterie Clash zatím nevyšla. Datum vydání nebylo oznámeno.
Minimální: 10, Dual-core 2.0 GHz (Intel i3-4xxx / AMD equivalent), Integrated Intel HD 530 / UHD 620 or better (DX11 / Vulkan, 1 GB VRAM), 4 GB RAM. Karta s požadavky výše porovnává minimální a doporučené požadavky pro každou platformu.
Tato hra zatím nemá žádné recenze na Steamu.
Ne — Steam u hry Charcuterie Clash češtinu neuvádí. Celkem Steam uvádí 1 jazyk, žádný z nich s plným zvukem.
Ne — Steam uvádí hru Charcuterie Clash jako hru pro jednoho hráče.
Steam charts hry Charcuterie Clash na webu SteamStatistics ukazují živý počet hráčů a křivky za 24 hodin, 7 a 30 dní, obnovované nejméně každých deset minut.
Na Steamu běží hra Charcuterie Clash na platformách Windows. Podpora ovladače neuvedena.
Hra Charcuterie Clash má věkové hodnocení DEJUS 14 a IGRS 13.
Charcuterie Clash: cena, datum vydání, grafy a statistiky
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